MY NEW HOUSE...silakan jemput2 masuk...

Salam....
Saya terpaksak bangat ni...
Dah tak boleh nak bertabah...
Maka dah pon membuat temporary blog utk mengupdate cerita2 sebelom cerita2 tu basi...
So korang yg ikhlas memfollow si mama khayra ni....sila baca blog sana ehh...

Pastu kalo teringin...sila la follow...hahhaha....amagad!!lamanya rasanya x suh org folo memfolo nih....
Baiklah saya x paksa....takyah folo pon xpe....(Tangan didada,mata ke atas)....

Sila select http://mypinkberrystory.blogspot.com and right click,pilih Go To http://mypinkberrystory.blogspot.com yaaaa....
Aku send guna henfon so aku xtau camne nak letak linl url...hahaha!!!
Ok jumpa kat sana ehhh...


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testing

Hai...test je ni...

Serba serbi pink

Faktor2 saya ceria di tempat kerjaaaa....hehehehe....

** aku x tau apsal aku xleh nak bukak dashboard blog aku thru pc...dr hari sabtu la korang...so gambar2 yg aku dh edit dlm pc tu xleh nak diupload apatah lagi nak cerita ngan korang...

Bila aku login dia loading lama gile pastu suddenly akan kuar webpage xleh bukak ape bnda ntah.
Bila aku tweet blogger lain diorg kata diorg ok je...aku tgk korang pon ok je update kan....
Hwaaa sedihhh...


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Mee Goreng Onne!!

ada masa2 tekak mmg tak nak makan nasik...

bosan dengan masakan sendiri...balik2 masak merah,masak kicap,kari,sup,asam pedas...

meeeemang bosan!

so 2 hari lepas teringin nak makan mee goreng basah....

tengok dlm peti ais udang,ayam,fish cake sume ada....yg xde kicap pekat je....dengan mee...

sayur2 sume takyah..encit azmi ko tak layan nya dia sayur mayur ni...

so start kete beli la apa yg patot...

ce nak try kicap nih plak....

jenama takde....bisnes kecil-kecilan org kampong kot....

dia ada tulis keluaran bumiputera Islam....=)

ok...ok....tiba masa untuk sessi tutorial pembuatan mee goreng basah...hakhakhak....

tutorial ni khas utk adik2 yg baru nak kenal dapur la yaa....

ye la kan...kang ada lak yg mengkeji aku sbb hegeh2 nak buat tutorial takat mee goreng je pon....

aaahhh!!!dulik!

janji ado....

ok.....ikot cara akak ye hadik2....
memole ko goreng dulu segala perencah2 yg ko nak bubuh...
dimulakan dengan yg liat nak masak dulu....mcm ayam,daging ke.....

 style aku....aku suke goreng garing...bukannya lite2....
pastu baru masukkan bahan yg senang nak msk...contohnya udang....

kasik udang tu merah2.....jgn dok garing sgt tang udang....

  pastu start masukkan cili mesin...
tumis sampai cili garing....x garing x sedap...rasa pijar2 cili.....

ok sementara cili tu garing...satukan segala macam sos...

contohnya sos cili 1 sudu...sos tomato 1 sudu...sos ikan 2 sudu....sos tiram 1 sudu...kicap pekat 1 sudu...kicap manis 3 sudu....gaul2 sampai sebati...

udah cili garing...masukkan campuran sos2 tu....

masukkan air.....kasi menggelegak...

bila menggelegak,pecahkan telur...

kuantiti telur ikot masing2 laaa...aku taruk 2 bijik jeee......

dalam bekas lain....ko celur mee kuning dengan air panas....

ni untuk basuh mee tu supaya tak rasa dia punya ubat.... 

then gaul mee tadi dlm kuah tadi.....

time ni api kene kuat supaya air cepat meresap dalam mee and mee tak sempat kembang sgt....

tapi jgn sampai kering sgt tau....

ye la kaaannn...motip nya kan nak buat mee goreng basah..... 

taraaa!!!nak lg best tabur la daun sup ngan bwg goreng...aku dah x ingat dah nak taruk....laparrr....so ngap je right after siap...

hehehe...ok adik2....selamat mencubaaaaaa!!!!!

Nafsu makan dan menyoping ketika ini!

peringatan**semua gambar adalah bukan hak milik aku.....semua selamat digooglekan jadinya terima kasih kepada semua pemilik2 gambar.....saya amek yg xde watermark je....=)


sempena 2 hari nak cuti nih........mahu berangan jap dapat makanan2 yg tetibe terlintas kat otak....
gile lah...kejap2 teringat makanan ini,kejap2 kang teringat makanan itu pulak....

chicken pie

ketam masak lemak cili api -yg ni gambar collection sendiri

laksa johor

harap2 weekend ni dapat lah ekk.....

ada lg sebenrnya tapi x sampai tahap meraban craving gile baby......cuma lite2 je......cam kalo ada sgt lah heaven tapi kalo x dpt tidaklah mengapa..gitu......

tu baru bab makanan...

korang tak tgk betapa aku rakusnya membeli shawl semalam.....

aku menyoping bagaikan baru mendapat segedebuk bonus 5,6 bulan kan....

x ingat langsong yg gaji aku hanya akan masuk pada minggu hadapan yeeee.......silaaaa la sedar diiiriiii!!!

tapi aku mmg takleh nak tahan dah....

alamak lupa nak snap gambar shawl2 yg aku rembat...

sume nya murah2 RM10 je wehhh!!!pastu rembat lak 2 anak tudung awning kaler pink 1,kaler biru 1....sehelai RM8 je.......tu sume utk dipakaikan dengan shawl.......aku dah ada1 kaler hitam yg mcm penah aku tayang aritu kan....

so total anak tudung ada 3.....ekceli ada 1 lagi tp jenis syria.....gua xleh lagi la pakai yg syria...harus rasa pipi akan meletop kalo pakai anak tudung syria....

tunggu la ye pipi aku sekurus pipi era pajira baru blh bergaya dengan anak tudung syria....

*walopon aku tgk ramai je pompuan2 yg berpipi pauh dilayang mcm aku (tgn di dada,mata ke atas) pakai anak tudung syria tu.....takde pon cam segan2 pipi over the boarder gitu........sume mcm konfiden which is bagus gilak okeh....aku je yg takde self confidence....apo buleh buek.....

nanti kang aku balik aku snap gmbr shawl2 yg aku beli tu yaaaaa.........

next entry....

Sabor je la hanak...

Skrg ni anak dara ni kemaruk menulis...
Jumpa pen je mintak kertas...
Asal jumpa kertas je mintak pen nak menulis..
Smlm kene cepuk la sket sbb dengan sesoke hati menconteng mama punya henfon casing..
Terperanjat aku tgk dia tengah dok tonyok signature kat situ...dah la kaler putih aku nya case tu...pastu surface dia kan leather yg kasar tu....yg x leh padam dgn senang tu...
Encit azmi kata boleh hilang guna minyak....betol ehh??
Ntah aku belom coba lg...

Skrg ni suke main sorang2...maksud aku main sorg tp watak2 sampingan akan wujud laa...kejap2 dia jadik doktor,kejap2 dia jadi mak,kejap2 jadik cikgu...
Yg paling lawak tu...ada skali pakai henbeg aku...dengan selendang nyaa...kepit buku satu kat ketiak...
Aku pon tanyaa laa...
"Khayra main apa?"
Dia jawab "cikguu aaa...kaya ni cikgu kan...."
"Ooo yeke....cikgu apa??" Aku budget dia nak jwb cikgu tulis ke...cikgu baca ke....cikgu kira ke...
Skali dia jwb..."Cikgu Murni laaa"
Purrffff.....cikgu murni????
Korang kenal sapa cikgu murni??
Korang penah tengok cite Nasib si labu-labi??yg p ramlee ngan m zain jdk orang gaji pak haji bakhil tu??
Cikgu murni tu kan cikgu yg pak haji bakhil gila2 kan tuuuu.....

Hwaaa.....wakakakak.....tu laaa banyak sgt tgk cite "mimi"...(Do re mi - dia pggil cite2 p ramlee sume cite do re mi)

Adoy laa anak....
Kalo menulis lak kan..kalo kita tanya
"Khayra tulis apa tu syg?"
Dia jwb slambe je..."Kaya tulih ayab!" (Khayra tulis arab) scene ni ada dlm pendekar bujang lapok...

Ada skali plak dia terjumpa resit beli barang kat econsave.....resit tu agak panjang laa...
Then dia baca sambil rentang resit mcm baca watikah perlantikan gitu kan...
"Aku tanyaa laaa..khayra baca apa??"
Dengan bestnya,anak dara aku jwb...
"Aaaaiiiii babang tanah!!!"....(Haa mambang tanah)

Aku gelak x ingat masa tu....rasa nak ku kutil2 bibir nya tu.....

Ye laaaa....ye laaaa.......hafal laa sume dialog2 tu....
Sampai masa skolah nnti x hafal cikgu ajarrr.....haaaaa meh sini mama ko bertukar jd mambang api masa tu.....

Anak......anak.....hehehe


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Please STOP...dah tak larat weh...

ni ala2 pengumuman la yaaa......
aku dah x larat,jeluak,cemuih,jemu,bosan dan feel annoying,disturbed,irritate and uncomfortable!!!
semalam aku rasa kemuncak lah kann....
kalo aku kasik perbandingan nombor...out of 50 times i received notifications from the damn Facebook, they were from pages which were promoting their goods to me!!!

though it was not from the Kipasduit people like i mentioned in my previous entry...but for god sake, it still bugged me in my sleep,my driving sensation, my working time,my spending time with my daughter,my prayer,my "termenung" time,my dumbing-cooking time,my concentration on my favourite tv show in fact it totally disturbed my passionate time with my hubby!!do you think that i should put any tolerance upon this matter my friend??

i feel that want to mencarut every time i heard to klingkling sound from my handphone and it was blablabla page that was promoting their blouses,their scarfs, their healthy drink......UNLESS i asked you to do so.

i know that people easily can "remove tag" your name so that things seem like to be okay.....but it can also turn to be worst if they tag you at more than 5 pictures in a day excluded comments from other people to ask about price,size,delivery charges and what so damn ever!rimas la kawan...!

Seriously, please take note ya kawan....that most of my previous purchases thru online were not from tagging method!i searched, i found and i decided on my own self to buy them.if today i think that i want to survey for jubah....i willl type JUBAH ONLINE in mr google's counter.....and he will list me down the pages that contain those keywords i search for.....easy and never touch people's alert at all, can u see that??

I do understand by doing so, u might get repeat-order from your previous customers (yeahh i must say that i am their previous purchaser), but at the very first place, when some1 wants to haggle or buy from you, they must LIKE your page or Add As Friend so that they can see your latest updates of your products, so where the idea to tag people of your same products (that people will see once you update your ALBUM) comes from, my friend??i really pissed-off......=(

aku jenis percaya pada persetujuan 2 hala.....both between seller and buyer....

contohnya...."puan.....boleh tak tag saya gambar ni sbb saya cuma mampu beli bulan depan....at least saya boleh come back and tanya tentang saiz dan harga.."

then penjual tu pon...."ok saya tag awak yaaa..."........teeettttt nama ko ada dlm gambar tu...dan ko dpt 1 notification merah kat atas nun mengatakan sekian2 page tagged you in thier photo album....

yg mcm tu takpe....because both parties are satisfied and nothing to complaint about....

am i right??(atau adakah bunyi nya seperti aku mengatakan aku sorang je betul....the rest are to put blame on them??)...........I'm sorry!!

what??small matter??

hhehhee.........if you have 1000 fans....don't put in your mind that they have 1000 same interests and same ways of mind...in fact, errr......wait a minute, you know what.....while typing this entry, i also saw the (1) notification sign in the facebook tab, and as you guess...if it was not from the abovementioned people, i have no reason to tell you this....enuff!

but don't get me wrong.......i bukan sombong.....i adore all the business-minded people because you are the people whom i definitely wish i can be.....but.....errghhh how should i say aa??

ok like this, without tagging me....WE ARE STILL FRIENDS......without tagging me,doesn't mean that i put ignorance on your effort, without tagging me, i care much of your updates because i prefer to read status rather than your price-lists (unless you take couple of months to update your status...that's how friendship are described on facebook,right??)

boleh mcm tu??hehehhe...

no i'm just worried people might think that i totally against business people in facebook....NO!!

Seriously I'm okay with you.....it just that tagging-thingy that really piss me off yg menyebabkan i selalu sebut "shit"....."adoyaaiiii"......"weeeehhhh enough la dude!!".........."hok olorrr....nate neh lagiii!!!!"........some kind of shitty words.......

err...do i sounds soooo arrogant by expressing my feeling??if you think that i don't enlighten correct things here,please help yourself to bug me off your windows....i don't want to be a beggar.....but i beg you,i really do!

**instead.....i was searching for shawl and baju budak utk raya.....and I ALREADY FOUND IT on facebook.....and i'm pretty sure yours are more less at the same figure as what i have encountered......errrrr......you know exactly what to do right??

Restoran Penang,Shah Alam terbaik!!!

walopon tadi sakit hati gantikan orang laiin yg sepatotnya pegi meeting tu dengan banyak gile pending work....

tapi terubat dengan lunch treat oleh kontraktor.....

di Restoran Penang.... (aku suke team ni.....diorang sgt hormat kat 2,3 org Muslim instead of them yg 6,7 org dengan pegi makan kat tempat yg sangat diyakini HALAL)

Restoran ni kat shah alam....lokasi nya dekat dengan I city,and jusco bukit raja....dia actually berada di sempadan shah alam and klang....sape tau jalan nak pegi Pejabat Pos Bukit raja yg lama tu....tau la kot tempat ni....area kilang2 sana.....

makanan kat sini.....

kalo nak kasik markah dari 10 markah...aku kasik 9.9 markah!!!!!

dari review2 yg aku baca plus makanan yg aku makan tadi....

boleh lah aku simpulkan yg makanan kat sini sgt best.....bestestt!!!!!purrfff...fectttt!!!!

lala masak cili......super fresh and yummy!!

so called fish curry....tapi rasa dia sumpah x beza ngan asam pedas ikan yg sangat likat,pekat,melekat!!!!
superrrrrr delicioussss!!!!

diorg tanya "Nurul...i give u chance to order your favourite??"
dengan malu2 kucing aku jawab...."hikhik....errr.....BUTTER PRAWN plsssss!!!"
tu malu2 tu....kalo x maluuuuu......sudah tersebut lobster dahh!!!

different taste of fried chicken...sumpah la wehhh KFC x leh lawan...!!!!!!

ada lg yg aku x snap ialah sayur taugeh goreng ikan masin..sedap!!!
air jus mangga yg sangaaattttt marveless!!
x manis gula.....manis buah.....jadinya sgt kawwww!!!

ok lah...ckp banyak xleh....
harga aku x tau sbb yg bayar ialah kontraktor.....pas makan.....lari je terus ke kereta....
hahahaha.....
tapi sangat lahh recommended wehhh korang!!!!
salah satu tempat yg best di shah alam!!!!
hwaaaaa nak pegi lagiii!!!!!

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Segi Seri 3 in 1 Steamboat

minggu lepas2 lg dah terasa teringin nak makan steamboat....

tp time tu encit azmi ngan khayra x sihat...

so pendam la jap keinginan tu kan...

then semalam napsu nak makan dah membuak2....takleh ditahan2 dah....so kerah gak encit azmi siap2 pas smbhyg maghrib....start kete jom kite mencarik steamboat....

lokasi nya dekat je dgn umah aku....dlm 10 minit camtu la.....

kat Seksyen 23.....deret2 kedai belakang carefour tu la.....

namo eehh Segi Seri 3in1 steamboat.........

x ramai org pon smlm....ada 3 meja je yg occupied...
depa kata kalo siang and weekend baru ramai....aku lg suke kalo x ramai ni..hehehe....senang ati sket anak aku nak memokak.....cik minah tu kan suara dia tarap2 Salmah Mentor kan......

aku amek meja indoor.....

bagus sket takde lah encit azmi senang2 nak pegi smoking...huhuh

harga dia RM25.50 per head utk adult...

and Rm12.50 per head utk children umur 6 tahun sampai 12 tahun....

so anak aku free sajeeee......

encit azmi kata....

"mahalnya steamboat?"

"ntah...ayg x jumpa lak harga yg murah kat area KL ni....dah search dlm google....nih je yg harga ok...."

"eh dulu ingat x kita makan kat Bangi......restoran nelayan ke apa ntah namanya...masa tu murah kan??rasanya RM12 je sorang....."

"haaa ye la....pastu abg tengok la...x sampai bape tahun dah melingkup...."

"modal besar kot nak bisnes restoran steamboat ni.....eh tapi yg tu dia x pakai induction cooker nih kan?"

"haah dia pakai steam periuk yg biasa pastu sambung ngan tong gas......eh tapi ye la tu tahun bila.....2003,2004 camtu.....kat malaysia x banyak lagi dapur induction mcm ni....."

"oo ye la kot...."

hahhaha....apa motip aku kasik type dialog aku suami isteri ni haa!!saje nak memanjangkan entry kekdahnya...

tu encit azmi tgh pilih makanan....dengan pesanan.."amik yg mahal2 je bang....yg murah2 jgn amek...heeheh"

anak yg sabar menunggu makanan masak.....
"pat laa..kaya nak akan ni..."
"sabar laaa belom masak kan...'
"mmmm......andai papa acak!"
hehheh....papa jadik tukang masukkan food dalam kuah tomyam pon dapat pujian tinggi melangit tau....ko ado??

antara yang mahal.....hhahaha......

tapi dlm banyak2 seafood aku tibai paling banyak hat ni je.....

namanya mentarang.**opssss sori...1 of my readers said,that 1 is PEPAHAT...bukan mentarang.....hehe....lain ehh.....mcm samaaa je rasanya ...tapi gambar bawah ni betul mentarang......

sori la gambar x senonoh sket....dah nak habes makan baru aku teringat nak amek gambar...pastu kalo depan encit azmi aku kene kaverina sket takleh nak fefeeling gadis pingitan myspace bak kata kak rehan.........tunggu dia p basuh tangan ke....isap okok ke.....p bilik ayaq ka....baru buleh snap...

rupa asal mentarang lebih kurang yg mcm gambar aku google kat bawah ni la yaa.....terima kasih tuan tanah gambar...

rasa dia kenyal2.....manis2....

seafood ni banyak jual kat area kampong aku...kalo tengah musim.....berlonggok2 org jual tepi jalan sepanjang jalan sabak bernam-sungai besar tu.....

tapi sbb mak and encit azmi x makan....so aku x penah beli yg mentah....

so ini la peluang aku nak makan banyak....

and then dipper sauce dia terbaek....

sos cili pastu dia sediakan limau kasturi......

mmg benda ni la yg menyebabkan ko lambat muak....and makan dengan banyak.....

aku kureng amek segala mcm fish ball fish cake sume tu....sbb benda2 tu cpt muak....lagi2 sosej...lagi la muaaakkkk!!

encit azmi p rebus daging ayam.....ewwww....laaaagi la xleh masuk.......

aku layan seafood je.......

kesimpulan.....

mmmmm...........nak kata beeeeeesssttttttttesstt (hahha ada ke word bestest) sangat tu....idok le....

tapi takat nak hilangkan rasa menetes2 ayaq liyoq tu buleh la......

maybe ada better option kalo pegi area Bagan Lalang or area2 Morib ke kan....tapi gua malas la nak heret laki gua p sana....

malam bukannya pjg mana......jangan dibazirkan.....nanti x sempat.....teeeeettttt!!!boleh???fefeeling kumpulan balas....hahha!!!choii!

ok laaa........takdela tahap sampai perlu dilaharkan....cuma ye la....ke"fresh"an nya maybe la tak sgt kan....

booooooooleeeehhh laaaaaaaa...............

ok lah...nak prepare benda2 nak bwk p meeting......chow dulu ehh....

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Sambal Paru kering..

Sebenarnya aku bkn nak update psl menu ni pon..apa laaa sgt weehh takat sambal paru je..tp sbb aku nya kabel kamera tertinggal...so aku layan je laaa yeekk!!
Sambal paru ni encit azmi requested..tp dia x suke sebarangan sambal paru...paru kene goreng garing...sampai jdk keropok pon x apa...
Dh garing tu toskan...asing kan ke tempat lain...pastu wat sambal dia...
Sambal nya plak kene msk ala2 sambal nasik lemak.....kene manis sket,kaler sambal gelap2 sket.. (Aku kengkadang mls nak letak gula bnyk2 aku titik je kicap pekat 2,3 titik...hhaha!!)
Pastu tuuuuuuumis sampai kering...haa ko punya panjang aku type tuuu tu maknanya lama la tu kan...
Mmg lama...sampai kering....pastu tutup api...masukkan paru goreng td....gaul2 kasik mesraaaa.....
Baru laaa pass standard encit azmi nya tekak....

**nak masuk diet program kak zel...so before start...puas2 la makan makanan bergoreng.....!!heheh....tolon jgn email aku fakta mengenai kalori makanan dan makna pemakanan seimbang yg betul yaa...gua x sudi nak tau!!ekekke....


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Tak sedap!sekian komen tulus ikhlas..

Skrg ni dominos pizza dok promote first class recipe pe benda ntah...ada 3 jenis perasa...
Aku order pakai telepon and x tgk website so dia recommend aku pon ok kan je la...
Skali makan....pelik gile rasa dia..
Mcm rasa cengkih campor ketumbar campo tembakau (ceh mcm la penah isap rokok) apa benda ntah new sauce katanya....
Dari 5 bintam.....aku nak kasik 1 bintam je....
Naseb bek lg 1 tu aku order classified chicken yg mmg dh menang award the best cheezy pizza dalam hatiku dahh...heheheh...ok la tu sajork nak update...belom ada feel gak nak update...lantak lah x sampai 30 entry pon bln ni..
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Perkara yang menyakitkan mata dan hati dalam Facebook (sejak kebelakangan ni)

1) LIKE status sendiri.....- like my nephew said on his tweet......"Liking your own fb status is like high fiving yourself in public" but sorry to say la ek......selaluuuuuuu nya yg aku jumpa suke like status sendiri ni ialah golongan2 yg suke kipas2 duit....suke buat ayat2 provoke kengkonon sape2 x join business haarrrrrr dia tu ialah golongan2 yg rugi......contoh mcm nih eh...."takkan nak tgk je org berjaya.....taknak buat jugak ke??Allah tak akan mengubah nasib sesuatu kaum selagi mereka sendiri tidak berusaha mengubahnya"....LIKE!! 

2) sambungan dari 1) Gambar orang kipas duit dan status2 mereka yg menjengkelkan konon nak pengaruh org join 

ni korang pon sedia maklom kot golongan apa yg aku cakap ni..... kalo korang rasa blur x tau apa....sila rajin2 kan diri berteleku di hadapan pc sambil kunyah kuaci dan layan blog INI

googled.....contoh la lebih kurang mcm ni gambarnya....

3) nak mintak alamat rumah korang boleh??? SENT to 100 people!!  -  hwaaaaa......sebelom ko tunggu org ke 100 tu bg alamat, merana lah korang asek dpt notification je kejenya......kalo yg pakai pc boleh lah lagi buat2 pejam mata x nampak kaler2 merah tu.....kalo pakai henfon??asek2 lampu LED ko berkelip.....asek2 vibrate.....asek2 terKling Kling sana ter kling kling sini.....sakit otak ok......tu belom campor depa dok buat persidangan akhbar lak like...."waahhhh x lama lg makan nasik minyak...."............."dengan dot dot dot ke??"......pastu yg sender lak jawab....."rahsiaaaaaa...."....bila dah rahsia tu mula la semua jadik wartawan mangga......dok gosip sana sini.....hwaaaaaa!!!gua x sudi nak baca la weh....


4) iklan sana sini...... tapi tak lah berbulu sangat mata kalo business tu ada material nyaa.....like baju budak ke.....baju jubah ke....ok la yg ni takde lah big matter sgt......cuma kalo nak scroll down guna henfon tu hazab la jgk kalo ada 20 new produk yg tgh dipromo......


5) virus!! - yg terbaru hari tu pasal kononnya kene verify facebook account ape benda ntah.....padahal kawan tu langsung x send benda2 alah mcm tu kat kita.......so moralnya kalo ada benda2 melibatkan 3rd party kat fb...xyah lah klik2......zaman2 kuiz "siapakah yg selalu usha gambar2 mu" itu sudah berlalu la babe!it was sooooooo 2009!


kalo ada lagi kang......aku sambung part 2 yaaaaa.....aku nak buat keje jap.......

Muka Cute, Hati Legend....boleh???

salam.....
semalam apa cerita??sume org bersoka ria ke smlm?aku bersoka ria ngan family kat dlm rumah je...encit azmi x berapa sihat...pastu bila petang lak hujan lebat.....so mmg x ke mana2 pon....
encit azmi kalo x sihat....dia akan isytiharkan tempoh berkabung terus seisi keluarga.....
banyak tau pantang larang nyaa....
anak x boleh bising.....
tv x blh kuat.....
tu nsb bek siang....kalo malam lak....lampu xleh pasang......air con kene slow sikit.....hok olorrrr...


kang kejap2....."yang amek kan remote..."
"yang....amek kan air...."
"yang.....amek kan......"
eh jap jap jap....apsal aku rasa aku penah cite benda kat korang??
kan??
aku rasa aku penah la type benda ni weehhhh...ke dalam mimpi??
hhahah.....penah tak korang tgh buat apa2.....sembang2 ngan kawan2 ke....tibe2 ada 1 "scene" tu korang rasa penah berlaku sebelom ni......x kisah la dialog ke......perbuatan ke......like.."eh aku rasa mcm penah jadik la benda nih......"


eh ok2....aku nak cite psl apa yaaaa.....
haaaa.....ari tu kat twitter....si peejburhan ada tweet2 psl bebudak yg suke type AKU jadi aq...
benda ni banyak kalo korang tgk facebook diorg wehh...
contoh ayat la ehh aku kasik....
" aq skunk kt mah.....omwek ko dh ciap??aq nak tiru blair??aq x tau nk uat....camnewww ekk??ssh dowwww....aq x phm cheqgoo ajr kt scorelaaahh......"


hok olorrr..........kalo yg text ngan boyfriend lg la....elok2 type cayang....jdk cayunk laa.......ape hal plak "ng" jadik "nk".....yg x tahan tu ada sorang tweet gambar dialog apa ntah....ada word "coex"......
bunyi mcm tercoek mcm tu kan......aku plak dah pikir benda lain dah....hahahha
rupanya coex itu adalah "sorry"
apa ke jauhnyaaa?????


fine....aku xdelah kata dlm dunia internet, social network kene guna bahasa melayu baku.....mmg lah x syok....
cuba bayangkan "aku sekarang berada di rumah....kerja rumah kau sudah siap kah belum??aku hendak meniru boleh?aku tak tahu hendak membuatnya...bagaimana ya??susah bodoh (haha dowww asalnya bodoh kan??)aku tidak faham cikgu mengajar di sekolah...."
waaahhh....mmg lah aku pon tak ckp mcm tu.....tapi sekurang2nya biarlah ejaan tu x lari sgt dengan sebutan dan ejaan asal......
aku paling meluat tang aku tu....apa hal lak jdik aq...??
but sorry to say la.....selalu yg aku jumpa ejaan2 mcm nih di kalangan bebudak sekolah......
hhahha......facebook bdk2 nih kan selalu je tanya member2 dia psl homework laa....apa la......
pastu facebook budak2 skolah suke sgt mencarut!!aku menyampah gile baca.....
hahha mesti korang tertanya2 mcm mana aku leh baca facebook bebudak sekolah kan???
well...............aku kan 15 tahun ecehhhh.......
takde laaaaa........ada je bebudak sesat barat p add aku dalam friendlist depa....aku pon membuta je approve.....pastu facebook anak2 buah aku lg....aku kengkadang kemain jadi stalker nyaaa....hhehehhe......
depa rasa depa comel kot tulis lagu tu....
yunk = yang
apewww = apa
sajewww = saja
dye = dia


tapi fenomena ejaan budget comel ni lain tau dengan shortform.....mmg dari zaman IRC dulu pon dah wujud dah shortform2 ni......bukan lah tak ada.....cumanya benda tu diiktiraf.....
contoh ehh....aku dpt senarai shortform ni dari blog http://www.celapakit.net


AFAIK =» As Far As I Know
AFK =» Away From Keyboard
ASAP =» As Soon As Possible
BBL =» Be Back Later
BBN =» Bye Bye Now
BBS =» Be Back Soon
BEG =» Big Evil Grin
BF =» Boyfriend
BIBO =» Beer In, Beer Out
BRB =» Be Right Back
BTW =» By The Way
BWL =» Bursting With Laughter
C&G =» Chuckle and Grin
CICO =» Coffee In, Coffee Out
CID =» Crying In Disgrace
CNP =» Continued (in my) Next Post
CP =» Chat Post(a chat message)
CRBT =» Crying Real Big Tears
CSG =» Chuckle Snicker Grin
CYA =» See You (Seeya)
CYAL8R =» See You Later (Seeyalata)
DLTBBB =» Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
EG =» Evil Grin
EMSG =» Email Message
FC =» Fingers Crossed
FTBOMH =» From The Bottom Of My Heart
FYI =» For Your Information
FWIW =» For What It's Worth
GAL =» Get A Life
GF =» Girlfriend
GFN =» Gone For Now
GMBA =» Giggling My Butt Off
GMTA =» Great Minds Think Alike
GTSY =» Glad To See You
H&K =» Hug and Kiss
HAGN =» Have A Good Night
HHIS =» Hanging Head in Shame
IAE =» In Any Event
IC =» I See
IGP =» I Gotta Pee
IMNSHO =» In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO =» In My Opinion
IMCO =» In My Considered Opinion
IMHO =» In My Humble Opinion
IOW =» In Other Words
IRL =» In Real Life
IWALU =» I Will Always Love You
JMO =» Just My Opinion
JTLYK =» Just To Let You Know
KIT =» Keep In Touch
KOC =» Kiss On Cheek
KOL =» Kiss On Lips
L8R =» Later
L8R G8R =» Later 'Gater
LHM =» Lord Help Me
LHO =» Laughing Head Off
LHU =» Lord Help Us
LMSO =» Laughing My Socks Off
LOL =» Laugh Out Loud
LSHMBB =» Laughing So Hard My Belly is Bouncing
LSHMBH =» Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
LSHTTARDML =» Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
LTNS =» Long Time No See
LTS =» Laughing To Self
LUWAMH =» Love You With All My Heart
LY =» Love Ya
MTF =» More To Follow
NRN =» No Reply Necessary
NADT =» Not A Darn Thing
OIC =» Oh, I See
OL =» Old Lady (significant other)
OM =» Old Man (significant other)
OTOH =» On The Other Hand
OTTOMH =» Off The Top of My Head
PDS =» Please Don't Shoot
PM =» Private Message
PMFJI =» Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMP =» Peed My Pants
POAHF =» Put On A Happy Face
QSL =» Reply
QSO =» Conversation
QT =» Cutie
ROFL =» Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROFLUTSROFL =» Unable to Speak
SETE =» Smiling Ear To Ear
SHID =» Slaps Head In Disgust
SNERT =» Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
SO =» Significant Other
SOT =» Short Of Time
SOTMG =» Short Of Time Must Go
SWAK =» Sealed With A Kiss
SWAS =» Scientific Wild A$$ Guess
SWL =» Screaming with Laughter
SYS =» See You Soon
TA =» Thanks Again
TCOY =» Take Care Of Yourself
TILII =» Tell It Like It Is
TNT =» Till Next Time
TOY =» Thinking Of You
TTFN =» Ta Ta For Now
TTYL =» Talk To You Later
WB =» Welcome Back
YBS =» You'll Be Sorry
YG =» Young Gentleman
YL =» Young Lady
YM =» Young Man


hahahha........sure ada org kata "ek eleh.....korang tu yg sebenarnya x up to date.....korang sebenarnya takleh terima perubahan zaman....."
ahkak x kisah la dik.....
ohhh ejaan akak bertukar jadik ahkak tu boleh kan???hahhah!!!
ye la ye la aku bias......ada benda aku boleh terima......mungkin faktor umur kot.....walopon ahkak 15tahun peace......akak pening baca aq aq aq ni.......mungkin nanti korang dah berumur mcm akak.....korang akan rasa gak kot.......
akak ni......muka je cute,hati legend diiikkkk........=)

Kot ya taknak mengaku COPYCAT....silalah buat kajian sikit!!

  malas nak update...banyak cerita dah backdate dah pon....
tapi teringat pasal Maharajalawak.....and MELUAT dengan satu benda nih....
baru2 ni kat Sinarfm..diorang jemput si Man RL5 dtg konti....
ada 1 ayat yg sangat lah aku takleh terima dan rasa nak penampar dia kuat2 sejuta kali!
ayatnta beh kurang .... ".....orang mula mengenali saya dengan watak FADZILLAH KAMSAH, ERIC LEONG  dan CHEFF WAN........."


saudara Man,
HELLO!!!!!!!!!
ko dok gua mana sebelom nih..???
agak2 la bang.....
tau la ko mmg dikenali dengan lawak2 cedokan majalah Mastika dan forum2 lawak jenaka....
tapi sangat lah bongok kalo ko x tau yg KETIGA-TIGA watak tu dah pon selamat digunapakai dahulu oleh JOHAN sebelom ko wujud dalam arena lawak malaysia....
and part paling sedih.....ko buat tak lawak pon!!

nah ko tengok lah video nih puas2 dan sila lah simpan2 sikit kemaluan tuuu......

mengaku dia yg pencetus idea lawak imitation watak fadzilah kamsah, eric ngan cheff 1....
MONTAHHHH!!!